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Ugly Neurofunk Knitted Xmas Jumper

$78.25 NZD
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GUESS WHOS BACK FOR CHRISTMAS!!!

That's right, our Neurofunk Ugly Christmas Jumpers have returned – and this time, they’re here to turn your holiday style up to 11! 🎄🔊

Missed out last year? Don’t make the same mistake twice. These hideously beautiful jumpers flew off the shelves faster than Santa on his sleigh, leaving many a neurofunk fan sweater-less and sad. But don’t worry – now’s your chance to secure one of these festive monstrosities and show up to the party looking as ridiculous as you feel inside.

Why settle for boring, when you can have basslines and bangers on your jumper? Featuring designs that are busier than a Christmas morning toy shop and colors so clashing they might just start their own mosh pit, our jumpers are perfect for those who want to rock the holidays in style – or at least in something that’ll keep your relatives talking all year.

Act quick, though. The only thing worse than your uncle's joke about last year's fruitcake is missing out on the jumper that everyone will be talking about. Get yours now and make sure your Christmas is as loud as your last drop! 🎁👕🎶

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More details

  • 55% cotton 45% polyester
  • 4-color jacquard crewneck knit sweater
  • Cozy and soft hand feel
  • Lightweight and breathable with superb workmanship
  • A standard classic fit
  • Runs large. Please check the Size Chart to see if you should size down.


Care instructions: 

  • Machine wash cold.
  • Tumble dry on low heat.
  • Do not bleach.
  • No dry cleaning Iron at a low temperature.

Size & Fit

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Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.