Chill Neurofunk Guy T-Shirt
Nothing says "relaxed menace" like head-to-toe black.
The Chill Neurofunk Guy T-shirt is here for the those who bring the vibes without breaking a sweat. Whether you’re dropping double drops in a dark, smoky rave or just chilling at the afters, this tee lets the world know: You’re just a chill neurofunk guy.
Printed on premium, all-black fabric, because obviously.
Key Features:
-
Neuro-approved minimalism – Clean, understated design. All black, because that’s the uniform.
-
Soft AF Fabric – For maximum comfort while headbanging, DJing, or lurking in the corner looking cool.
-
Unisex Fit – Perfect for anyone who identifies as a chill neurofunk guy.
Style Tips:
Pair it with:
🖤 Black jeans
🖤 Black kicks
🖤 Black hat
Black only, because obviously.
More details
- Solid colors are 100% ring-spun cotton
- Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
- Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
- Lightweight fabric: 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Stonx
- Email: contact@support.shop.stonxmusic.co.uk
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Chill Neurofunk Guy T-Shirt Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
|
S
|
28
|
18
|
16.75
|
|
M
|
29
|
20
|
17.88
|
|
L
|
30
|
22
|
19.13
|
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
20.38
|
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
21.63
|
|
3XL
|
33
|
28
|
22.75
|